In honor of Letterman retiring from late night TV, here’s our own triathlete top ten list.
Top Ten Ways to Tell if You are a Triathlete
10. Your bed time is 8:30pm
9. You put more miles on your bike than car this year.
8. Your social media posts include a picture and a finish time
7. All family vacations are planned around a race
6. Your casual wardrobe consists of race T shirts
5. Your most expensive watch is a Garmin
4. Your dishwasher is filled with sticky water bottles
3. Your weekend is spend mostly in Lycra
2. Can’t do flip turns
And the #1 way to tell if you are a triathlete…
1. Weird tan lines
I hope I made you smile at least. If you have your own top ten list item, leave a comment.
Now get out there and work on those weird tan lines!